You know you have an infant when...

1. You wonder if/when you are going to get a shower for the day.
2. You consider buying a poncho so you can wear it until you are at work in the morning to avoid being spit up on.
3. You get to work and realize you have spit up down your back.
4. You drive you are constantly trying to adjust your speed and your route to avoid stop signs and lights so the carseat doesn't stop moving.
5. You find yourself swaying or bouncing, even when you don't have the baby.
6. You will do the stupidest things to get your baby to smile.
7. You start to notice just how loud everything is now that you are concerned with noises waking up the baby.
8. You realize you are in public and forgot to comb your hair (and when you mention it to your husband he says "oh, I thought you wanted it that way").
9. Your back is hurting, not from pregnancy, but now from carrying them around all day.
10. and....you never get tired of looking at, holding, and playing with the cutest cuddly bundle of love.